January 2012
December 2011
whorepride:
i just can’t get over it
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
2 year old cousin: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Me: Why?
2 year old cousin: Because he didn't have any guts!
Me: You're adopted